I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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