I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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