WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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