Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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