Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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