smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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