I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
