I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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