It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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