Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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