yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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