He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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