i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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