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(510): View more from California

well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen

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(847): View more from Illinois

We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things

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(678): View more from Georgia

You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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that is an amazing summary hahaha

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(318): View more from Louisiana

There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape

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(812): View more from Indiana

Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee

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(514): View more from Quebec

Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.

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(708): View more from Illinois

the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .

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