i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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