put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am naked and annoyed.
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