New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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