the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
