He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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