I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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