Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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