Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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