ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its about making memories worth repressing
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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