gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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