And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Small penises have feelings too.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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