so explain again why im purple
no
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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