Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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