drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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