Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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