If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
