I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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