Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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