Buhtt sex?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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