So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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