Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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