Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is this the sara with the beer cane?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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