nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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