I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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