A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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