OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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