Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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