There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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