I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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