look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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