u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Acid is not a monday night drug
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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