I'm drive I can fine osifer
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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