Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish you could order shots online.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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