What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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