Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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