True but thats because hes a fetus.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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