But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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