I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Someone signed my nipple.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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