I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
honey bunches of taint.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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