Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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